Post by Jason on Feb 13, 2010 12:12:54 GMT -5
S O I M P O L I T E !
Living in this world can be so cruel upon human beings. Sometimes it just makes them wish they could jump off a bridge, shoot someone or just crawl into a comfortable chair till we painlessly die in our sleep. But be careful of what you wish for because someday it may become true and when it does you may find that the afterlife doesn’t have much else to offer either. Whoever said death was peaceful?
We call this place the afterlife. Basically, the afterlife is like living in real life except everyone that passes you in the streets that is alive will never see you. Sure there are some of those “ghostly encounters” with the type of people that get that “feeling” that there is someone watching over them, but they will never see you, I promise. Who am I? Well I am the Shinigami of course! I am a soul reaper, a God of Death, I am the master of this realm, so don’t bother questioning me. Once you join the afterlife you will be associated by me where I will greet you and let you know that you are dead, and that no matter how much you yell and scream all your going to do is give yourself and I a headache. So you can see it is not the easiest job for me, especially when it seems that everyone that dies wants to scream and tell their family and friends that they are right before them. Sorry, ladies and gents it just doesn’t work that way. Some call me impolite and rude but really I am just telling them how it is. Basically one you are here, you are stuck until the real Lord comes down from the Kingdom and bring you to trial. That’s right folks, I am talking about the God oh mighty. I don’t think he is aware that I am holding some of these people back on the world and tormenting them a little, but let’s keep that between you and me.
Why must you be so impolite? Introduce yourself, and stay for a while.